Scene: You walk into a tapas bar in Barcelona. You want a table, have dietary questions (vegetarian, no shellfish), and want to order a glass of wine.
| ES — Spanish | CA — Catalan | PT — Portuguese | |
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| 1 |
You
¡Oiga! ¿Tiene mesa para dos?
Excuse me! Do you have a table for two?
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You
Perdoni! Té taula per a dos?
Excuse me! Do you have a table for two?
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You
Desculpe! Tem mesa para dois?
Excuse me! Do you have a table for two?
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Waiter
Sí, por aquí, por favor.
Yes, this way please.
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Waiter
Sí, per aquí, si us plau.
Yes, this way please.
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Waiter
Sim, por aqui, por favor.
Yes, this way please.
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| 2 |
You
¿Qué lleva esto? Soy vegetariano.
What's in this? I'm vegetarian.
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You
Què porta això? Soc vegetarià.
What's in this? I'm vegetarian.
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You
O que tem isso? Sou vegetariano.
What does this have? I'm vegetarian.
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Waiter
Lleva jamón. Tenemos patatas bravas sin carne.
It has ham. We have patatas bravas without meat.
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Waiter
Porta pernil. Tenim patates braves sense carn.
It has ham. We have patates braves without meat.
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Waiter
Tem presunto. Temos pataniscas sem carne.
It has ham. We have fritters without meat.
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| 3 |
You
¿Esto tiene marisco? Soy alérgico.
Does this have shellfish? I'm allergic.
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You
Això té marisc? Soc al·lèrgic.
Does this have shellfish? I'm allergic.
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You
Isso tem marisco? Tenho alergia.
Does this have shellfish? I have an allergy.
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Waiter
No, es solo queso manchego y pimientos.
No, it's just manchego cheese and peppers.
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Waiter
No, és formatge i pebrots, res més.
No, it's cheese and peppers, nothing more.
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Waiter
Não, é só queijo e pimentos. Sem marisco.
No, it's just cheese and peppers. No shellfish.
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| 4 |
You
Entonces, patatas bravas y pan con tomate, por favor.
Then, patatas bravas and bread with tomato, please.
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You
Llavors, patates braves i pa amb tomàquet, si us plau.
Then, patates braves and pa amb tomàquet, please.
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You
Então, patatas bravas e pão com tomate, por favor.
Then, patatas bravas and bread with tomato, please.
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Waiter
¡Perfecto! ¿Algo para beber?
Perfect! Something to drink?
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Waiter
Perfecte! Alguna cosa per beure?
Perfect! Anything to drink?
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Waiter
Perfeito! Algo para beber?
Perfect! Something to drink?
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| 5 |
You
Una copa de vino tinto, por favor. ¿Tiene Rioja?
A glass of red wine, please. Do you have Rioja?
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You
Una copa de vi negre, si us plau. Té del Penedès?
A glass of red wine, please. Do you have Penedès?
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You
Um copo de vinho tinto, por favor. Tem do Douro?
A glass of red wine, please. Do you have Douro?
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Waiter
Sí, tenemos Rioja y también Penedès catalán.
Yes, we have Rioja and also Catalan Penedès.
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Waiter
Sí, tenim Penedès, Rioja i Priorat.
Yes, we have Penedès, Rioja, and Priorat.
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Waiter
Sim, temos do Douro e do Alentejo.
Yes, we have Douro and Alentejo.
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Audio buttons are placeholders — TTS generation requires ElevenLabs API key (D-C2.3 pending).
Spain (ES): ¡Oiga! is perfectly normal — it's a direct imperative ("hear me!") and not rude in bar contexts. Combine with brief eye contact and a slight hand raise. Don't feel bad using it repeatedly; service is loud-venue normal.
Catalonia (CA): Perdoni! mirrors Italian and feels slightly softer than ¡Oiga!. In Barcelona, Catalan is increasingly preferred in bars; staff will switch to Spanish if you struggle, but the Catalan attempt is noted warmly.
Portugal (PT): Desculpe! (forgive me) is the softest register — culturally appropriate and widely expected. Portuguese service culture is quieter than Spanish; less volume, same patience.
Wine regions to know: Spain → Rioja (classic), Penedès (Catalan, near Barcelona), Priorat (CA, bold). Portugal → Douro (north), Alentejo (south, great value). Ask by name in each country — it signals you've done homework.
Getting attention: The three phrases encode cultural distance. ES ¡Oiga! is an imperative derived from oír (to hear) — assertive, bar-appropriate. CA Perdoni! is an apology form, cognate with Italian. PT Desculpe! means "forgive me" — the most deferential of the three. Same function, three very different social registers.
"Vegetarian" is nearly free once you know one: ES soy vegetariano / CA soc vegetarià / PT sou vegetariano — all from Latin sum (to be) + vegetarianus. The only variance is the verb form of "to be" and a vowel shift on the adjective. Learn one, adjust slightly for the others.
"Without" is a useful word: ES sin / CA sense / PT sem. CA sense is the most distinctive. Pair with any food noun: sin gluten / sense gluten / sem glúten.
Wine vocabulary: ES and CA share the same wine regions (Rioja, Penedès, Priorat) since Catalonia is in Spain. PT diverges entirely — Douro, Alentejo, Vinho Verde. When in Barcelona, knowing Penedès will earn you approving nods.
Tap to mark. Slippery phrases resurface in Thursday's dialogue. Sticky phrases skip ahead. (Persists to SRS when C3 lands.)